I was traveling with such great FART that I ran over the FARTHINDER on the way to the SLUTSPURT.
FART = speed
FARTHINDER = speedbump
SLUTSPURT = final sale
I am sure many many English words sound just as ridiculous to non-English speakers so please forgive me that these Swedish words made me laugh so hard I thought I would KISS my panties.
KISS = pee
the regrettably non bi-lingual,
